- How do you wear these things!!
- The big advantage of homosexuality
- Why does everything have to be ‘us’?
- The blind date
- The four worst words in the English language.
- I can't go to a bad movie by myself
- Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine
- But they are so comfy
- You prefer dumb to religious?
- Are you reading my VCR manual?
- Why you ask
- I've always been handicapped
- He shaved his head for no reason?
- How did they know?
- I'm not difficult. I'm easy.
- Sixty-four slices of cheese
- Bart’s dead!
- Maybe I am insane
- Moleman in the Morning