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How do you wear these things!! -
The big advantage of homosexuality -
Why does everything have to be ‘us’? -
The blind date -
The four worst words in the English language. -
I can't go to a bad movie by myself -
Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine -
But they are so comfy -
You prefer dumb to religious? - A Festivus for the rest of us!
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Are you reading my VCR manual? -
Why you ask -
I've always been handicapped -
He shaved his head for no reason? -
How did they know? -
I'm not difficult. I'm easy. -
Sixty-four slices of cheese -
Bart’s dead! -
Maybe I am insane -
Moleman in the Morning


















