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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can't do it in one push, you got to rock it back and...”

    Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine

    JerryElaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can't do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

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