The Conners
The funniest Quotes & GIFs
The funniest The Conners quotes, GIFs and memes, starring Jackie Harris, Dan Conner and Becky Conner-Healy. 6 gags, voted by fans: Hot shows the most upvoted, Fresh the newest, Top 10 the best-of lists.
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You're not that special
LouiseYou're the one who's always had problems with me.JackieYou're not that special. I have problems with a lot of people. -
I take my mother to services every Sunday
JackieI take my mother to services every Sunday just to remind God she's still here in case he forgot to take her. -
And by the way
JackieAnd by the way, do you know how hard it is to find a single guy in his 40s with a job?! He's a damn unicorn! That's what he is! -
We will be good
DanWe will behave Jackie. You haven't dated anyone in, like, forever. We're not gonna mess with whatever straggling animal you've picked off the back of the herd. -
I want your opinion about Peter.
JackieI want your opinion about Peter. I do not want you teasing him. This family has a history of chasing off all the unstable men that I bring into my life. -
I need a drink.
JackieI need a drink. Becky, where do you keep the hard stuff.BeckyIn Becky.