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What a dumb idea. - Not enough
- I have a cat.
- I know I'm gullible.
- Stop being so mean to me
- Schmidt happens
- These braids are straight up dock ropes
- I want to see some classic movies in color
- I hate your moustache
- You can say bye to both of them!
- There are like a thousand porns that
- The smartest species of them all
- You didn't like my gift?
- Sorry, I'm just feeling a little insecure about my body
- I have a lot of eggs
- I don't think I can even look at him without getting pregnant.
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- I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games
- People don't change. If someone's broken, they just stay broken.
- Nick doesn't have a life plan
