She is half your age FacebookTwitter It all started with sugary cereal FacebookTwitter You call that a hand turkey? FacebookTwitter I've got bras older than her FacebookTwitter Happy wife, happy life FacebookTwitter Like Mom Like Son FacebookTwitter Teacher Appreciation Day FacebookTwitter She's going through puberty FacebookTwitter Thanks for cooking Mom FacebookTwitter Don't mess with the Burns FacebookTwitter She wasn't completely rotten when we were kids FacebookTwitter Who's ready for another margarita?! FacebookTwitter I laughed for ten minutes. FacebookTwitter I'm gonna use the money to buy a couples vacation FacebookTwitter You can't cuddle with an angry spoon. FacebookTwitter Am I crazy or did he just say something helpful? FacebookTwitter Soft-close? FacebookTwitter Say my name FacebookTwitter Just like heaven FacebookTwitter Where are the naked doctors? FacebookTwitter123