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Cryptocurrencies
JohnBitcoins. Everything you don’t understand about money, combined with everything you don’t understand about computers.
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Leave a better earth for your grandchildren?
JohnWe've been repeatedly asked, 'Don't you want to leave a better world for your grandchildren?' And we've all collectively responded, 'Eh, fuck 'em.'
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Academy expels Weinstein
JohnAcademy expels Weinstein. The Board of Governors voted overwhelmingly to immediately expel the once powerful and feared producer, saying ‘the era of willful ignorance and shameful complicity in sexually predatory behavior and workplace harassment in our industry is over.’ Finally, the group that counts among it's current members: Roman Polanski, Bill Cosby and Mel Gibson, has found the one guy who treated woman badly and kicked him out.
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Googled in the UK
Googled in the UK
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Oh no he didn't
BlackWho was working that farm?
RedneckMy Family! Do you know how much a slave cost back then?
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There's clearly no such search engine as "bing"
JohnThere's clearly no such search engine as "bing". Or maybe there is. I don't know. There's really only one way to find out and that's by googling it.
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John Oliver on mandatory minimum sentences
JohnThey’re treating him like he’s Season 5 Walter White when he’s barely Episode 1 Jesse Pinkman. [This was referring to a man from Oklahoma who was sentenced to life without parole for trafficking 3 oz. of methamphetamine.]
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$John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “For instance. Shouting the phrase \I'm coming\ is fine when catching a bus, but not okay when...”$
Context is VERY important.
JohnFor instance. Shouting the phrase \"I'm coming\" is fine when catching a bus, but not okay when you're already on the bus.
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Uruguay
JohnUruguay. A country that you think about so little. That you did not even notice that thats not even Uruguay. This is Uruguay.
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The greatest country on Earth
JohnThe greatest country on Earth. You hear that Denmark? You go fuck yourself! I don't care what the world's happiness index says. Michelle Obama told me that we're the #1 and her arms make me feel safe.
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You don't need people’s opinion on a fact.
JohnYou don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'
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About drug companies
JohnDrug companies are a bit like High School Boyfriends. They're much more concerned about getting inside you than being effective whilst they're in there.
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The IRS combines two things
JohnThe IRS combines two of the things we hate the most in life: someone taking our money and math.
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Sex is like boxing
JohnSex is like boxing. If one of the parties didn't agree to participate, the other one is commiting a crime.
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That don't mean there's no global warming
CowboyJust because sometimes it's cold that don't mean there's no global warming. You're confusing climate with weather partner.
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John Oliver on Student loans
JohnGet out there and enjoy the fuck out of your college experience, because you might be paying for it for the rest of your life. Drink beer from a funnel. Kidnap a Mascot. Find out if you are gay or not. If you are not, have some gay experiences. Do it now. It doesn't count.
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Student debt is like HPV
JohnStudent debt is like HPV. If you go to college, you're almost certainly going to get it. And if you do, it will follow you for the rest of your life.
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The Trump White House
JohnThe Trump White House, rated #1 place to work by Subpoena Magazine.
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Bok bok bokoo
JohnThe things I saw, bok bok bokoo, my body is whole, but what of my soul?
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John Oliver on the IRS
JohnThink of our government as a body. The IRS is the anus — it's nobody's favorite part, but you need that thing working properly or else everything goes to shit.
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