Joey Tribbiani Quotes
117 gags from Friends
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And you call yourself a friend
RossI can't believe you two had sex in her dream.ChandlerI'm sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious. -
Joey Paponi?
ChandlerHow about Joey Paponi?JoeyNo, still too ethnic. My agent wants a more neutral name.ChandlerJoey Switzerland? -
Good deal
JoeyHow about Tony's? If you finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.RossAnyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma? -
At a bus station!
ChandlerHow can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?JoeyI don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.ChandlerIn my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush. -
You got the bigger half!
PhoebeYou got the bigger half! What did you wish for?JoeyThe bigger half! -
Solid advice Tribbiani!
JoeyWhy do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. -
When did you have it last?
JoeyWhen did you have it last?PhoebeDoy, probably right before she lost it.