Joey Tribbiani Quotes
117 gags from Friends
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It's the times!
JoeyCan I see the comics?ChandlerThis is the New York Times. Okay, may I see the comics? -
Joey about getting over a relationship
JoeyIt never takes me more than a week to get over a relationship.MonicaIt's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship. -
What's "pleh"?
MonicaWhat's "pleh"?JoeyThat's "help" spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air. -
They have been quite for a long time.
PhoebeThey have been quite for a long time.JoeyMaybe she killed him. -
Joey and Monica
JoeyHey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives.MonicaI won't give you anything, but you'll own me 2.95. -
Oh, burn!
JoeyPrepare to feel very bad about yourself.ChandlerI've been preparing for that my entire life! -
I got a science question.
JoeyI got a science question. If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens is that why they're extinct?RossJoey, Homo sapiens are people.JoeyHey, I'm not judging. -
Some truth bombs from Joey
JoeyBy the way, before I forget: To work in soap operas some of you are going to have to become much more attractive. -
Genius
ChandlerJoe, I got to ask. The girl from the Xerox place, buck naked or a big tub of jam?JoeyPut your hands together. -
So I hear you hate me!
JaniceSo I hear you hate me!JoeyI never said hate. I was very careful about that.JaniceA little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.JoeyAnd you got "hate" from that?