- She’s got a little Marisa Tomei thing goin’ on
- The big advantage of homosexuality
- The blind date
- The four worst words in the English language.
- I can't go to a bad movie by myself
- Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine
- But they are so comfy
- You prefer dumb to religious?
- Are you reading my VCR manual?
- He shaved his head for no reason?