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The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am. - Did I just plan the worst wedding in history?
- Ma'am, if you could just get down
- The doctor said all my bleeding was internal
- Explain that
- I'm everykind of friend.
- Never skip ear day
- Remember we are at work
- I don't wanna die
- Stupid rest of the world
