Grace Adler Quotes from Will and Grace
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She has a point
GraceTurkey bacon is not bacon. -
Can I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love?
GraceCan I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love?KarenFine. But no car antennas and say away from the face. -
Listen to this one, it's beautiful.
GraceI'm just reading some old letters Nathan wrote me. Listen to this one, it's beautiful. "We...We need milk." -
What is the point
GraceWhat?! Will, what is the point of having a gay best friend, if you're not gonna dress me? -
Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass whoppings
GraceDo whatever you want, 'cause today I'm handing out lollipops and ass whoppings, and I'm all out of lollipops. -
I didn't think that I could ever be president
GraceWhen I was a little girl, I didn't think that I could ever be president, and do you know why that was?KarenYou're not photogenic.WillYou think Gorbachev is a side dish at the Carnegie Deli.KarenYour people killed Jesus. -
You're a little bit racist.
GraceYou're, well, maybe a little bit racist.KarenHow dare you call me a racist! A homophobe? Maybe. Distrustful of Spaniards? Who isn't?! But nobody calls me a racist. And you can ask anyone I own. -
They like you there?
MartinSo how's work? They like you there?GraceUh, Dad, it's just me and Karen.KarenAnd the answer is no. -
You're about as gay as Tom Selleck
WillSince when are you so Jewish anyway? You're about as Jewish as Melanie Griffith in "A Stranger Among Us."GraceWell, you're about as gay as Tom Selleck in "In and Out."WillI am plenty gay.GraceWhen was the last time you had same-sex sex?WillI'm choosy!GraceHa! You're straight! Go watch a basketball game! -
You want me to be happy, don't you?
LeoGrace, you want me to be happy, don't you?GraceNot if it affects me negatively in any way.