Gavin Belson Quotes from Silicon Valley
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Me neither
GavinI don't know about you people, but I don't wanna live in a world where someone else makes the world a better place better than we do. -
Is this Windows Vista bad?
GavinIs this Windows Vista bad? It's not IPhone 4 bad...is it? Don't tell me this is Zune bad...MaggieI'm sorry Gavin. It's Apple Maps bad. -
They always travel in groups of five
GavinThey always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group. -
I need you to give me 30% more output
GavinYao, I need you to give me 30% more output. I don't care how you do it. Just a thought, those kids don't look that busy. -
That's one NASTY little monkey!
GavinTHE FUCK?! -
I give you the Box Three Signature edition.
GavinI give you the Box Three Signature edition. -
I like it... It's bold!!!
GavinI like it... It's bold!!!