Eleanor Shellstrop Quotes from The Good Place

• But if it weren't crazy,

  “But if it weren't crazy, they wouldn't call it "leap of faith." They would call it "a sit of doubting."”

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• I would rather not have been aware of this.

  “All humans are aware of death, so we're all a little bit sad, all the time.”

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• If you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway.

  “And if you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway.”

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• Son of a bench.
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• Me too!

  “A selfish ass, an idiot DJ, a tortured academic, a hot, rich fraud with legs for days... Side note, I might legit be into Tahani.”

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• Why don't I ever listen to people

  “Why don't I ever listen to people when they talk about themselves? No, it's annoying, and I'm right not to.”

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• Can I get a do-over?

  “I feel like her confession of love was a lot better than mine. Can I get a do-over?”

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• You're a really good fake soul mate.
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• Well, I tried to want to.
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• It's suddenly very important that I get drunk.
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