Michael Quotes from The Good Place
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It will never come“What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you? I’ll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I’ll be waiting for the base drop...”
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Of course it is“Okay, what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That’s okay, right?”
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Soulmates are not found“If soulmates do exist, they're not found. They're made. People meet. They get a good feeling. And then they get to work building a...”
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What matters isn't if people are good or bad.“What matters is if they're trying to be better today than they were yesterday.”
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I'll be damned“Tahani was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee. Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr.”
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Most Likely to Die Young and Unaccomplished“I've gotta say, it seems like I was really nailing that Philosophy Class. Can you believe my high school voted me "Most Likely to Die...”
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You got this.“No, I absolutely do not.”
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How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?“It's frowned upon.”
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You're mad at me“You're you're mad at me. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Oh, come on.Everyone knows that's worse.”
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You're pulling an Eleanor.“Posting my cousin's credit card number on Reddit because she said I looked tired? I forgot I did that.”