Eleanor Shellstrop Quotes from The Good Place
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That's my kind of family“We can do what the Shellstrops have always done when the chips are down. Ignore our problems and drink heavily. Janet!”
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This is getting out of hand.“I never thought I'd be the one to say it. But this is getting out of hand. I think we gotta go to the cops. What cops?”
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Who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?“It’s like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics? Plato.”
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Tahanis and Jasons Wedding Invite was dope“"The ceremony will be private, but we think it would be totally dope if you biznatches came and got turnt up with us afterward." I can...”
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Jason please…“I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Uh, I think you mean Bad News Bear.”
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I totally get the Jason thing.“I mean, he's a ding dong but also a straight hottie so up top!”
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I know that book.“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it's only kind of working...”
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I will miss you so much.“I'll miss you too sexy skyscraper.”
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Big plans this weekend?“So, big plans this weekend? I'm gonna sit alone in my house watching wedding fails on YouTube, drinking margaritas through a Twizzlers...”
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I'd ship them“'Course, hot stuff. I got your back. You were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy, tan Rapunzel.”