Eleanor Shellstrop Quotes from The Good Place
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I love that perv“Chidi, Janet, we're leaving. I am taking this with me. Oh, no. It's my only copy. Don't.”
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Is it racist if I say Africa?“What country am I from? Is it racist if I say Africa? Yes, and Africa is not a country. What country am I from, again? Sen...sodyne.”
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Somebody forked up.“Why can't I say "fork"? If you're trying of course, you can't here. That's bull-shirt.”
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That's so forked up“Bullshirt. Bench. Ash-hole.”
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Jason and Tahani do look deliciouis“Looks like you had a good night. I did. You and Jason. Imagine that. To be fair, I have.”
- Thats how you pet a lizard.
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I wanted that mom“Why can't you accept that she might be living a good, honest life? That she's an attractive partner and a good mom?”
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That's definitely not true“That's definitely not true, but I also don't care.”
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I miss my phone so much.“Oh, I miss my phone so much. I bet I have so many texts.”
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Lets go“I don't know about you guys, but I say we leave this miserable shirthole.”