Eleanor Shellstrop Quotes from The Good Place
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I've only ever said "I love you" to two men my entire life.“"Stone Cold" Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club, who I mistook for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.”
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I want to feed him soup.“Whew! I still think he's hot. I guess, in a sick Victorian boy kind of way. Ooh, yeah. I want to feed him soup.”
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Eleanor's search history is hilarious
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What's that new scent?“Transformers? Yes, they make you smell the way Transformer movies make you feel. Ugh! How do you smell "loud" and "confusing"?”
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I was so scared for you!“I told you he was on our side. You're my friends and I, I wanted to save you!”
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Chidi, think about this!“I'm your hottest friend. No, Tahani... I'm your nicest friend. No, Jason... I'm your friend!”
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Meet Team Cockroach!“An Arizona dirtbag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.”
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Literally the best team ever“A human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I've ever met. And who am I? Describe me now.”
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Hey, Janet?“Hi, there. Do you have something shiny Jason can play with?”
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Busty Alexa? “Hey, robot slave lady? Busty Alexa? Oh, Janet? Hi, there.”