Eleanor Shellstrop Quotes from The Good Place
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This doodle of a burrito“And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle." Wait a minute, is it...”
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None of your exes have ever gotten over you“Actually, none of your exes have ever gotten over you. You're damn right they didn't.”
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Girl, you are a messy bench“Girl, you are a messy bench who loves drama and I am into it.”
- Ya Basic!
- Watch Your Mouth Young Lady!
“Holy Mother-forking Shirtballs!”
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It's not a joke!“I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!”
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Now who's doing the teaching?“Eleanour, what if John had seen us? I'm scared, and yet somehow turned on? Scared is the best way to be horny.”
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I am not even scared to get rebooted“I don't normally cry at movies... But that one was pretty good... That girl was hot. The guy was, too. I'm gonna miss you so much, Eleanor.”
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Relationships are stupid.“You're scared you're never gonna have a real one, and then when you do, you're scared it's gonna go away.”
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I'm not gay“I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay. I'm not gay. Fine, bi. I'm not bi either. Why not? More guys should be bi.”