Eleanor Shellstrop Quotes from The Good Place
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You can't erase that booty.“Although you can't erase that booty. Know what I'm sayin', blondie? All due respect, your Honor, keep it in your robe.”
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“New whatsapp stickers right now”
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Lies are like tigers.“We weren't truthful. There's an old Chinese proverb "Lies are like tigers. They are bad." That's it? It's more poetic in Mandarin.”
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Most Likely to Die Young and Unaccomplished“I've gotta say, it seems like I was really nailing that Philosophy Class. Can you believe my high school voted me "Most Likely to Die...”
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You flew all the way here from Arizona“Wait, you flew all the way here from Arizona just to see me? You know what, don't flatter yourself, pal. Sorry, that's a knee-jerk reaction.”
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You got this.“No, I absolutely do not.”
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I'm not bi either.“Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!”
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Hey man, what's up.“Hot diggity dog!”
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You're mad at me“You're you're mad at me. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Oh, come on.Everyone knows that's worse.”
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You're pulling an Eleanor.“Posting my cousin's credit card number on Reddit because she said I looked tired? I forgot I did that.”