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A lie is just a great story
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When I let a day go by without talking to you
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I'm such a mess, why do you even like me?
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I appreciate your help
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Think of me as Yoda.
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You can't get over a woman until
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I'm pregnant.
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Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect
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You dumped a porn star?
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They're six minutes into the date.