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A lie is just a great story -
When I let a day go by without talking to you -
I'm such a mess, why do you even like me? -
I appreciate your help -
Think of me as Yoda. -
You can't get over a woman until -
I'm pregnant. -
Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect -
You dumped a porn star? -
They're six minutes into the date.









