- That's your big secret?
- Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!
- Can you put sunblock on my back?
- What is it that makes relationships so difficult?
- I thought I'd visit the people I love.
- I wish there were a better way to deal with Mom
- Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
- Girls in my school think they can control the world
- Money does not buy happiness.
- I feel like the universe is playing some horrible practical joke on me.