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  • Michael Scott and Pam Beesly in The Office: “You and Jim are close, huh? Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.” You and Jim are close, huh?
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  • Michael Scott and Jim Halpert in The Office: “I'm going to start my own paper company. Do you know the industry's in decline?” I'm going to start my own paper company.
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  • Charles Miner and Jim Halpert in The Office: “What is a two-way petting zoo? You pet the animals, they pet you back.” What is a two-way petting zoo?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation?” Lonely people mixing with one another?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.” You know what's even cooler than triceratops?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Good Place: “Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding.” Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
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  • David Wallace and Michael Scott in The Good Place: “I'll fax over some of the things we're looking for, okay? Fax? Why don't you just send it...” I'll fax it
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  • Phyllis Lapin and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “What are you making? A knife. You're making a knife with a knife? You got a better way?” What are you making?
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  • Angela Martin and Michael Scott in The Office: “He knows how to get things. He got me. Whoa! Sorry. Twice.” He knows how to get things.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war.” And look at where we are now.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.” Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
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  • Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott in The Office: “Force it in as deep as you can. That's what she said.” Force it in as deep as you can.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all, and it's terrible.” I don't hate it.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” I am running away from my responsibilities.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable.” Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool.
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  • Karen Filippelli and Michael Scott in The Office: “When we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods. I have to know whether you're...” When we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods
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  • Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression. Depression?” Dwight, you ignorant sl*!
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Dwight, you ignorant slut!” Dwight, you ignorant sl*!
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Oh, you know that line on the top of the shrimp? That's feces.” Dwight has impeccable timing.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I know a fair amount about fine food and drink. This is a white.” I know a fair amount about fine food and drink.
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