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  • Phyllis Lapin and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “What are you making? A knife. You're making a knife with a knife? You got a better way?”

    What are you making?

    PhyllisWhat are you making?
    DwightA knife.
    PhyllisYou're making a knife with a knife?
    DwightYou got a better way?

    #The Office #Dwight Schrute#Phyllis Lapin

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  • Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression. Depression?” Dwight, you ignorant sl*!
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