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  • Ned Jones and Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “Look, I don't have a lot of time. Oh, God. I'm so sorry. Is it... cancer?” Look, I don't have a lot of time.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “On my side, I have facts, science, and reason. All he has is fear-mongering. Oh, my God, he's gonna win.” On my side, I have facts, science, and reason.
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  • JJ in Parks and Recreation: “You spent over $1,000 last year on waffles alone.” You spent over $1,000 last year
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  • Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I'm guilty. I did something bad. I'm a bad person. It's not that simple.” You know what makes a good person good?
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  • Donna Meagle in Parks and Recreation: “Yes, I am a hunter. And it's you season.” Yes, I am a hunter.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “You're right, I know. I have to be the grown-up. But it's so hard!” I have to be the grown-up.
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  • Joan Callamezzo and Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “I'm gonna go powder my nose...Amongst other things. If you know what I mean.” I'm gonna go powder my nose
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  • Cathy in Parks and Recreation: “School is out in two weeks. What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I live?” School is out in two weeks.
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  • Donna Meagle in Parks and Recreation: “Look behind you, but don't be obvious.” Look behind you, but don't be obvious.
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  • Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “Oh, my God. I'm so hungover. I feel great. I ran 5k this morning. Really?” Oh, my God. I'm so hungover.
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  • Councilman Milton and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.” I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.
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  • Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “So I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, and I don't know why. So I made a list of everything I did and...” I feel like you were mad at me yesterday
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  • Karen Lerpiss-Gretzky and Jacquizz Upon-Gretzky-Lerpiss in Parks and Recreation: “Look at this tiny tree. Can you eat this? Aww. This one's dead.” Look at this tiny tree.
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  • Ann Perkins and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “You are avoiding your problems. What? No, I'm not. Can we talk about this tomorrow?” You are avoiding your problems.
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  • April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “You gotta win me a Teddy bear. I'm gonna win you a million teddy bears.” You gotta win me a Teddy bear.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Tom put all my records into this rectangle. The songs just play one right after the other!” Tom put all my records into this rectangle.
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “Love? Love fades away. But things. Things are forever.” Love? Love fades away.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented.” I just slept seven hours
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.” I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work.” Friends, waffles and work
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