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  • Councilman Milton and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.” I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable.
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  • Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “So I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, and I don't know why. So I made a list of everything I did and...” I feel like you were mad at me yesterday
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  • Karen Lerpiss-Gretzky and Jacquizz Upon-Gretzky-Lerpiss in Parks and Recreation: “Look at this tiny tree. Can you eat this? Aww. This one's dead.” Look at this tiny tree.
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  • Ann Perkins and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “You are avoiding your problems. What? No, I'm not. Can we talk about this tomorrow?” You are avoiding your problems.
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  • April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “You gotta win me a Teddy bear. I'm gonna win you a million teddy bears.” You gotta win me a Teddy bear.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Tom put all my records into this rectangle. The songs just play one right after the other!” Tom put all my records into this rectangle.
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “Love? Love fades away. But things. Things are forever.” Love? Love fades away.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So I just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I'm a little disoriented.” I just slept seven hours
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  • April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.” I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work.” Friends, waffles and work
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Every time a couple gets married, two single people die.” Every time a couple gets married…
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I don't celebrate Christmas, okay? Or as I like to call it, White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night.” I don't celebrate Christmas
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!” If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies!
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  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander.” I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert.
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  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.” You were denied a cell phone
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  • Jess Day and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Hey, are you gonna murder me 'cause you're a stranger I met on the Internet? Yes, I am. He says no.” Hey, are you gonna murder me
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “I am not a successful adult. I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.” I am not a successful adult.
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  • Nick Miller, Schmidt and Winston Bishop in New Girl: “Merie said he's not publishing Chicago Hobo and then a bird pooed on me.” Merie said he's not publishing Chicago Hobo
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “My only babysitter at the time was a rollercoaster at a local amusement park. That and a pack of cigarettes.” My only babysitter at the time was a rollercoaster
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  • Jess Day and Nick Miller in New Girl: “You always see the worst in people. Yeah, because people are the worst!” You always see the worst in people.
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