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You spent over $1,000 last year -
You know what makes a good person good? -
Yes, I am a hunter. -
I have to be the grown-up. -
I'm gonna go powder my nose -
School is out in two weeks. -
Look behind you, but don't be obvious. -
Oh, my God. I'm so hungover. -
I believe one problem with hiring women is that they're frail and breakable. -
I feel like you were mad at me yesterday -
Look at this tiny tree. -
You are avoiding your problems. -
You gotta win me a Teddy bear. -
Tom put all my records into this rectangle. -
Love? Love fades away. -
I just slept seven hours -
I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. -
Friends, waffles and work -
Every time a couple gets married… -
I don't celebrate Christmas