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Parrot? What Parrot?
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Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon
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Who says exactly what they are thinking?
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When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. – Sansa Stark
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I painted it black.
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You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!
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Oh no he didn't
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Hold on... There is something different.
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Google it. Totally hilarious.
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Anal dilation aside
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Now go drink until you feel like you did the right thing.
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he just irritates the shit out of me
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Wow, you're pretty.
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You look great
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If you get pulled over for speeding
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There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man.
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If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter
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Savage
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Why should I go out with him?
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So, I have a theory