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  • Woman and Tony in After Life: “Why are you so sarcastic all the time? 'Cause it stops me killing people, including myself.” Why are you so sarcastic all the time?
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Can I take a picture of this? Sometimes, my friends don't believe my stories.” Can I take a picture of this?
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “To this day, I am haunted by those remaining. One penis in particular.” I am haunted by those remaining
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  • Tyrion Lannister and Varys in Game of Thrones: “There's a bug. Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food.” There's a bug.
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  • Lisa Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy...” I'm going to be a famous jazz musician
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  • Ned Stark in Game of Thrones: “The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword.” The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword.
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  • Haley and Alex in Modern Family: “Oh. I’m sorry. Were you trying to read? You’re the one who tries to read.” Teasing sisters
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I will love you till the end of time. I would wait a million years.” I will love you till the end of time.
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  • Becca and Hank in Californication: “Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol? No not so much, actually you like girls who...” Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
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  • Schmidt and Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I'll convert to Indianism! *shakes head* Hindi Hindi-iseh? Indiani-Indi Indi-Buddhi-ism?” I'll convert to Indianism!
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  • Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets.” Who is justice beaver?
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Penny, will you marry me? Oh my God. Yes!” Penny, will you marry me?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!” Homer on people
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  • Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “What exactly does the expression mean, Friends with Benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance?” Friends with benefits
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  • Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Googled in the UK” Googled in the UK
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  • Kevin and Vanessa in Kevin can wait: “Obviously, I am the thumb. Yeah, because you are the shortest and fattest.” Obviously, I am the thumb
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  • Erica Sinclair and Mrs. Sinclair in Stranger Things: “No wonder you only hang out with boys. Erica! Just the facts. [mouthing] Nerd.” Just the facts!
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “After years of being with Stan, I felt like finally a man who knows how to make a woman feel like a girl, and...” A man who knows how to make a woman feel like a girl
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  • Schmidt and Kim in New Girl: “I'm your employee. And I work harder than anyone. I'm the first one to show up every morning. No, you're not.” I work harder than anyone.
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Molecule” Molecule
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