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  • Kim Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Oh my God, Kourtney. I’m gonna cry for you. This is, like, my biggest fear of life.” The biggest fear of life
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  • Mike Ross and Jessica Pearson in Suits: “You can't make me work with that man. I can make you work with the goddamn window washers if I want to.” Yes she can
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  • Hitler and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Peter, can't you see I'm busy? Yeah. What are you doing? Stuff? Yes. Nazi stuff? Yes, Peter. Nazi stuff.” What are you doing?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet!” Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
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  • Kilgrave in Jessica Jones: “Oh, please! I am new to love, but I know what it looks like. I do watch television.” My life in a nutshell
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  • Chandler Bing, Monica Geller and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I fooled around with Joey's sister. That's not the worst part. What is the worst part?” Can I talk to you for a second?
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  • Karen Walker and Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “Jack, where the hell are those books of magic spells!?! Crap, I forgot to put out the Bibles.” Where the hell are those books of magic spells!?!
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The three sentences to get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss!” I know I’ve gotten through life saying those phrases.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You don't win friends with salad.” You don't win friends with salad.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.” Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I believe in work, I don't fuck with luck.” I believe in work, I don't fuck with luck.
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  • Jake Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “You are usually in a good mood because you have sex. Jake, it takes more than just sex to...” It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I can't wait to marry you.” I can't wait to marry you.
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.” Seven days a week
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  • Homer Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “And what does my little girl want? An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.” Make that two
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny...” They always travel in groups of five
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  • Winston Bishop and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Would you consider us adorable? No! We're adult men. We're cute.” Would you consider us adorable?
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  • Louis Litt in Suits: “Well, then give me a deed, I'll do it. Give me a mountain, I'll climb it. Give me a Katy Perry song, I'll sing it.” Give me a deed, I'll do it.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have my personality?” They would kill for it
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  • Mr. Burns, Marge Simpson and Waylon Smithers in The Simpsons: “Oh, really? And what will you use instead of nuclear power? Solar.” Who told you about those?
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