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They're your Meemaw's Christmas cookies.
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Books are useless!
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How fucking dare you
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Never be afraid to reach for the stars
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I ate a brownie once at a party in college.
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They're like Siamese twins
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I'm a worthwhile person
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I pick up books like you pick up beers!
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WOOHOO
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When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.
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Some things never change
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Hug me right now
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It's a basic truth of the human condition
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It's not bragging if it's true.
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That's the difference between you and me, you want to lose small, I want to win big
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Let's try and get you out of your comfort zone.
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I appreciate that you are a very dramatic man
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If they think you care, they'll walk all over you.
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Sex is like boxing
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You can't ruin a friendship with sex