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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I'm not superstitious, but... I'm a little-stitious.” I'm not superstitious
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  • Pam and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “She won't wait. She wouldn't listen. I couldn't hear you over that print.” I couldn't hear you over that print.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” You tried your best and failed miserably.
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  • Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “I finally get to see what a vagina looks... Oh God! Oh my God! Oh my God!” I finally get to see what a vagina looks like
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “I am 40 years of age, and I’ve never ever, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little, as you.” I am 40 years of age and I've never ever ever
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  • Harvey Specter and Gretchen in Suits: “The big 6-0? A: I'm not the one pushing 60. You better not be talking to me.” I'm not the one pushing 60.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Stupid risks are what makes life worth living.” Stupid risks are what makes life worth living.
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  • Sam Winchester and Crowley in Supernatural: “Crowley can we just get the damn news without the drama. Can I get you without the flannel. NO!” Can we just get the damn news without the drama
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  • Kim Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Oh my God, Kourtney. I’m gonna cry for you. This is, like, my biggest fear of life.” The biggest fear of life
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  • Mike Ross and Jessica Pearson in Suits: “You can't make me work with that man. I can make you work with the goddamn window washers if I want to.” Yes she can
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  • Hitler and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Peter, can't you see I'm busy? Yeah. What are you doing? Stuff? Yes. Nazi stuff? Yes, Peter. Nazi stuff.” What are you doing?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet!” Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
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  • Kilgrave in Jessica Jones: “Oh, please! I am new to love, but I know what it looks like. I do watch television.” My life in a nutshell
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  • Chandler Bing, Monica Geller and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I fooled around with Joey's sister. That's not the worst part. What is the worst part?” Can I talk to you for a second?
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  • Karen Walker and Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “Jack, where the hell are those books of magic spells!?! Crap, I forgot to put out the Bibles.” Where the hell are those books of magic spells!?!
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The three sentences to get you through life. Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss!” I know I’ve gotten through life saying those phrases.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You don't win friends with salad.” You don't win friends with salad.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.” Sometimes good guys gotta do bad things to make the bad guys pay.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “I believe in work, I don't fuck with luck.” I believe in work, I don't fuck with luck.
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  • Jake Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “You are usually in a good mood because you have sex. Jake, it takes more than just sex to...” It takes more than just sex to make a man happy.
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