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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Pine has no place in this loft! It's the wood of poor people and outhouses!” Pine has no place in this loft!
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Sheldon there's something else I've been wanting to say. But before I do, I...”
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  • Dinesh Chugtai, Jared Dunn and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I just donated $5,000 to my cousins Wajeed's Kickstarter campaign.” Hey Bro
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Silent and unhappy is better than vocal and unhelpful.” Silent and unhappy
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.” Would an idiot do that?
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  • Claire and Alex in Modern Family: “How did you get so smart? I’ve always assumed adoption or baby switch.” How did you get so smart?
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.” This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
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  • Jim Halpert in The Office: “You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. I don't mean to brag, but, New Year's Eve, I was home by 9:00.” You're looking at the master of leaving parties early.
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of brain that creates mental...” The damage has been done.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “My gran could do better! And she's dead!” My gran could do better!
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “You want to change your life? Change the way you think.” You want to change your life? Change the way you think.
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  • Grace Adler and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Can I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love? Fine. But no car antennas and say away from the...” Can I just give you a 30 seconds of tough love?
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  • Howard Wolowitz and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “30 years from now, if you're still single and things don't work out with me and...” Too late, Stuart already called dibs
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  • Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “When i saw Kim's sex tape, as a mother, I wanted to kill her. But as a her manager...” I wanted to kill her
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  • Anne in After Life: “A society grows great when old men plant trees, the shade of which they know they will never sit in.” A society grows great
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “Dear Lord, for what I 'm about to receive, may I not be poisoned, for the fourth time in four months.” Dear Lord
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  • Ned Stark in Game of Thrones: “Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.” Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.” I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.” You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
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  • Sister Jude Martin in American Horror Story: “The cruelest thing of all is false hope.” The cruelest thing of all is false hope.
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