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  • Gordon Ramsay and Tom in Hells Kitchen: “And you, open those big eyes and watch what the fuck this guy is doing!!! Yes, Chef! Shut it and watch!” SHUT IT!
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Is that my arm? It doesn't feel like an arm. Then, maybe you should let it go.” It doesn't feel like an arm.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Wait right there. Oh no-no-no, I'm paddling away!” Wait right there.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Trying is the first step towards failure.” Trying is the first step towards failure.
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  • Stewie Griffin and Inmate in Family Guy: “Hey, what are you in here for? I put pineapple on pizza. Brian, there's some bad people in here!” Rightfully so
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  • Samwell Tarly in Game of Thrones: “I can't steal her. She's a person not a goat.” I can't steal her. She's a person not a goat.
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  • Penny and Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “So, what do you guys do for fun around here? Well, today we tried masturbating for money.” What do you guys do for fun
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  • The Simpsons: “The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.” Savage
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Penny, you say something nice now. Boy, you know, when Sheldon sees you in that dress, he's...” You say something nice now.
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  • Penny and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't think Meryl Streep ever had to say...Must keep gorilla hands from killing again!” She could play Batman and she would be amazing
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  • Bunny and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “Eat my ass. We are not sure if that was the Fairy Queens response, or this is one very kinky rabbit.” Eat my a**
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  • Howard Wolowitz and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing...” You are looking particularly ravishing today
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “It's going to happen, because I am going to make it happen.” It's going to happen, because I am going to make it happen.
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  • Lady, Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester in Supernatural: “Show me some skin. Huh? What? Both of you. Is this, like, a Magic Mike moment?” Show me some skin
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  • Bart Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Darn right I’m upset! Bart, watch your language. Oh. You did. Sorry.” Darn right I’m upset!
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  • Kilgrave in Jessica Jones: “I once told a man to go screw himself. Can you even imagine?” I once told a man to go screw himself
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.” Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.
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  • Eleanor in The Good Place: “I was a medium person. I should get to spend eternity in a medium place. Like Cincinnati.” I wasn’t freakin’ Gandhi, but I was okay…
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “I'm not a racist. I watch a lot of black porn.” Just check my computer
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