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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toe boot.” That sounds delicious
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  • Ross Geller and Chandler Bing in Friends: “We went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the museum. Without me?” How can you?
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  • Jared Dunn and Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Pornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet usage. 28 when I'm on it.” Pornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet usage
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  • Cook and Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “When I bang she comes. When you bang, she comes? Sounds like a porn movie.” When I bang she comes.
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  • Patty Bouvier in The Simpsons: “Patty Bouvier From now on, I’m only marrying for love. Possibly once more for money.” All for love
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  • Man and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “All right, Simpson, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. I like you. Um, all right.” I don’t like you
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  • Elaine Benes in Seinfeld: “I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.” I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
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  • Kevin Gable in Kevin can wait: “And i said, 'That girl right there - I am going to marry her' And then i thought. 'Nah, I'm going for the tall...” I am going to marry her
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Jean-Philippe, s'il vous plaît? Can you please escort these bimbos back to plastic surgery?” Jean-Philippe
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Thank you for saying yes. Oh, thanks for asking until I did.” Thank you for saying yes.
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “Okay, I will do it... But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person. And that is not the man you fell in...” But I have to warn you…
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  • Jack and Heather in A.P. BIO: “Here's why Heather's cool. There's something dangerous lurking inside of her, something edgy. You need to foster that.” Something dangerous lurking inside of her
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “That's what I do: I drink and I know things.” I drink and I know things.
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  • Lt. Alara Kitan's Father in The Orville: “Ah yes, the humans...the hillbillies of the galaxy.” Hard to argue with that one
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  • Leonard Hofstadter, Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Sheldon, this is not a big deal. It's a little white lie...” Forever alone
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I feel like I'm the Paris of people.” I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “If gays wanna get married and be miserable like the rest of us, I say we should let 'em.” If gays wanna get married
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Meemaw in Young Sheldon: “Poodle poop! Okay, somebody's got to teach this kid to swear, it's embarrassing.” Somebody's got to teach this kid to swear
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  • Gordon Ramsay and Tom in Hells Kitchen: “And you, open those big eyes and watch what the fuck this guy is doing!!! Yes, Chef! Shut it and watch!” SHUT IT!
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