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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I can't go. I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am.” I'm too young to die
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  • Jaime Lannister and Bronn in Game of Thrones: “Those two have their eyes on you. They have their eyes on you, cunt. Not my type. Not blonde enough?” Those two have their eyes on you
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  • Phoebe Buffay and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Hi! Nice to meet you! I'm Regina Philange. Chandler Bing. Oh! Bing! What an unusual name.” What an unusual name.
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  • Dr. Jaime Conway and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Dr. House, I've heard your name. Most people have. It's also a noun.” I've heard your name
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  • Phil in Modern Family: “I’ll admit it. I’m turned on by powerful women. Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams, Wait a minute…” Strong Woman and Phil
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “So, what do you think? A tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about.” So, what do you think?
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Rick you can kiss my fat santa ass” kiss my fat santa ass
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.” Or is it?
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  • Mike Ross and Harvey Specter in Suits: “We got a huge problem. Don't worry, Mike. I'm sure 'N Sync will tour again someday.” We got a huge problem.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Life is this. I like this.” Life is this. I like this.
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  • Dr. Gregory House and Dr. Allison Cameron in House MD: “He did, however, get hit by a bullet. He was shot? No. Somebody threw it at him.” He did get hit by a bullet
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I swear to God, I will scream sing every last word to Les Mis.” I swear to God
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  • Cordelia Foxx in American Horror Story: “Feel the fear and the pain, let it all in, and then let it all go.” Feel the fear and the pain, let it all in
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “She likes impressionist painting, right? I got her a painting of the best impressionist of all time!” Best impressionist of all time
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  • Rachel Green and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “Do you have a plan? I don't even have a pla.” The story of my life...
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Being fat really saved me from being a whore in life.” Being fat really saved me.
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  • Hank in Californication: “Oh, I know that look. That’s the look that shrivels me testes.” Oh, I know that look
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Bitcoins. Everything you don’t understand about money, combined with everything you don’t...” Cryptocurrencies
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  • Michael Scott, Phyllis Lapin and Karen Filippelli in The Office: “What do you think of roleplay? It can be fun. Jan has this schoolgirl fantasy.” What do you think of roleplay?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels...” The code of the schoolyard
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