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  • Sal and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Sorry you couldn't come to the wedding. It's okay. I'll go to your next one.” Savage!
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer in Seinfeld: “Why don't you go out? It's nice out. Oh, no. There's nothing out there for me.” Why don't you go outside
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “She stares at me like something out of the fucking Shining.” Don’t stare at me, Mary!
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Hey, what are we gonna do for dinner? Well, we can just stay in and cook for ourselves.” Love the two
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  • Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.” I come bearing a gift
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  • Kevin and Donna in Kevin can wait: “Hey guys, quick update. I am already two burgers in, and there is really no sign of me slowing down.” Hey guys, quick update
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Bart, this is your father! Do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house.” This is your father!
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Where do you even buy sheets like this? They have the thread count of a paper towel.” Where do you even buy sheets like this?
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Not to brag, but all my breakups have lasted.”
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  • Syrio Forel in Game of Thrones: “There is only one God and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today.” There is only one God
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk.” I'm in no condition to drive.
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “So Larry's allowed to sit on the couch and I'm not? Well, Larry is white.” Larry is white.
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  • Stewie Griffin in Family Guy: “Every hot girl who can aim a camera thinks she's a photographer. Ooh, you took a black and white picture of a lawn...” Whistle While Your Wife Works
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.” I excel at many things
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.” This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “I wish you’d jump in the oven. That would make my life a whole lot easier.” I wish you’d jump in the oven.
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  • Hank in Californication: “You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly.” You can’t snort a line of coke
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Look at me. Dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom. I kind of wish no one else was coming.” Dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom.
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.” I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.
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