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  • Shagga and Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin? In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a bellyful...” How would you like to die
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Hey. Hey, you. Hey. Come here. Let me whisper something very important in your ear. Very important: fuck off.” Let me whisper something very important in your ear.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “But I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player.” Who wouldn't want to have an employee like Tom?
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  • Amy Santiago and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I told you that in confidence. We don't have that kind of relationship.” I told you that in confidence
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I can't believe that the zoo wouldn't let me borrow their white tiger?” I wonder why?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “You wanna hear about a cool cloud I saw?” You wanna hear about a cool cloud I saw?
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “I can actually feel the toxins being pulled out of my skin. Well, this is a moisturizing mask.” I can actually feel the toxins being pulled out of my skin.
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  • Donna Paulsen in Suits: “Does a girl need a reason to look spectacular?” Does a girl need a reason to look spectacular?
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  • Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I've spent the whole night studying what people believe. I've come to a conclusion. I'm starting my own religion.” This is going to be a small group of people
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “I'm not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don't have to worry about me.” I'm not fine as in fine
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Salmonella is not an ingridient.” Salmonella is not an ingridient.
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  • Eleanor and Chidi in The Good Place: “Is he talking about what I think he’s talking about? No, Eleanour. Once again, none of these philosophers...” No, they are not.
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  • Richard Hendricks in Silicon Valley: “I mean, Jobs was a poser. He didn't even write code.s” Jobs was a poser
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  • Leonard Hofstadter and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “It's a snowflake from the North Pole. I preserved it in a 1% solution of polyvinyl acetal...” It's a snowflake from the North Pole.
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I used to come here... when the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.” I used to come here
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  • Roger in Veep: “I'd make more money if I installed Will here as a fulltime gloryhole greeter in a Georgetown gay bar, which I'm pretty sure he...” I'd make more money if
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  • Jake Harper and Sophie in Two and a Half Men: “You smell like strawberries. It's my lip gloss. Does it taste like it smells? You want to find out?” You smell like strawberries.
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.” Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.
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  • Tasha and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “You're not really mean, are you? How dare you?!” You're not really mean, are you?
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  • Daniel Hardman and Jessica Pearson in Suits: “You really should try one of those standing desks. It's better on the back for a woman of your age.” You really should try one of those standing desks.
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