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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “You’ve put so much ginger in this, it’s a WEASLY!” You've put so much ginger in this, it's a WEASLY!
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  • Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Would you put day drinking under Experience or Special Skills?” My kind of people!
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  • Alex Dunphy and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “There'll be tons of fun Friday nights in my future. With artists, dignitaries, other...” Tons of fun Friday nights in my future
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  • Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, can we keep him, Dad, please? But he’s a loser! He’s pathetic! He’s, a Simpson.” Can we keep him, please
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  • Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr, Cmdr. Kelly Grayson and Lt. Gordon Malloy in The Orville: “Oh, man. They are getting clobbered. Ed, there are a lot of...” They are getting clobbered
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  • Chandler Bing and Joanna in Friends: “I'm getting dressed. Why? When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.” What are you doing?
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  • Capt. Ed Mercer and Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Whoa. Easy. We are moving into uncharted space tomorrow. You don't want to be hungover.” Just one drink.
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  • Beverly, Adam, Barry and others in The Goldbergs: “Are you guys okay? No, I'm not okay. Barry took a dump in front of us. I had to go. It was bad.” Are you guys okay?
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  • Sister Jude Martin in American Horror Story: “Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you.” Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you.
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Would you mind if I put a little syrup on it?” Would you mind if I put a little syrup on it?
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  • Jared Dunn in Silicon Valley: “Bros before hoes. It's sexist, but it's about friendship.” It's about friendship
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  • Myron and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Are you Dr. House? I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this, but yes.” Are you Dr. House?
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  • Tony in After Life: “Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all? When did that start?” Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all?
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “What kind of monster puts artisanal butter in the freezer?” What kind of monster
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “OK, I gotta tell you, my weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high... but you are clearing it in street shoes.” My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I love you too.” Finally!
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  • Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.” Would you like some salad?
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Oh come on. You give me them anaemic bits of shit, I'll fucking throw them up your arse sideways.” You give me them anaemic bits of shit
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  • Gina Linetti and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Terry, got any new baby pics? You hate looking at pictures of my twins.” Got any new baby pics?
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  • Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things: “Listen, don't take it so personally, okay? I don't like most people. He's in the vast majority.” Listen, I don't like most people
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