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  • The Countess in American Horror Story: “Goddesses don't speak in whispers. They scream.” Goddesses don't speak in whispers. They scream.
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  • Mike Ross and Rachel Zane in Suits: “Your dad is Robert Zane? Is it so hard to believe that my father's black? Robert Zane is black?” Your dad is Robert Zane?
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “She's essentially living a life. We can't kill her. Not with that attitude, we can't.” We can't kill her.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Monica Geller in Friends: “Monica, relax! Go get a beer. I don't want a beer. Who said it was for you?” Monica, relax! Go get a beer.
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  • Thomas Shelby and Grace Burgess in Peaky Blinders: “Do you dance? If I'm asked properly.” Do you dance?
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  • Babe, these are cops.
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  • Andy and Lupita in Weeds: “Hey, Lupita! Settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? The coffee table.” What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
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  • Joe Pritchett in Modern Family: “Can I go back to the quiet room now? I already missed half of my nap. You know how I get.” Me too
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  • Becky Conner and Darlene Conner in Roseanne: “I'm 43, and I told her I was 33 which, according to the lady at the MAC counter, is my skin age.” 33 is my skin age
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Amy's mad at me, and I'm not clear why. Okay. Were you talking before she got upset? Yes.” Were you talking?
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  • Stuart Bloom and Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “He doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend. We both had these holes in...” Bad choice of words
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  • Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat them.” I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner.
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  • Klensi Vigam in The Simpsons: “Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked.” Continue swimming naked.
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.” The way I see it
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    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    He's a highly decorated detective
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Something is wrong with me. I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.” Something is wrong with me.
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  • Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “Well, I don't wanna be an adult anymore! It's very hard!” Adulting isn't for everyone.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.” Too much change is not a good thing.
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  • Dean Winchester and Crowley in Supernatural: “You son of a bitch! Son of a witch, actually.” You son of a…
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    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    If you’re going to keep giggling
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