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  • Babe, these are cops.

    NancyBabe, these are cops. I’m a drug dealer. You’re a murderer. We can’t all play on the same kick ball team.

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  • Nancy and Josh in Weeds: “You listen, you stay away from my customer base, you don’t deal to kids. They’re too young to bleed, they’re too young...” Don’t deal to kids
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  • Been there. Done that. Fucked it up. Twice.
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  • You’re not a bad influence because you are a drug dealer.
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  • Listen. Being a thug means...
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  • Andy and Lupita in Weeds: “Hey, Lupita! Settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? The coffee table.” What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
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  • Doug in Weeds: “I tried to read the Bible. I did. But it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings.” I tried to read the Bible.
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