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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I had a dream and I don't want to talk about it. Whoa. Whoa. What if Martin Luther King had said that?” I had a dream
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  • Trish Walker and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Jewel is a great superhero name. Jewel is a stripper's name, a really slutty stripper.” Jewel is a great superhero name
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  • Madame and Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. What can we do for you?” Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
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  • Seinfeld: “I was in the Pool!!!!”
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “For instance. Shouting the phrase \I'm coming\ is fine when catching a bus, but not okay when...” Context is VERY important.
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  • Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things: “I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books…these books are my paddles.” I am on a curiosity voyage
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.” You should make me your campaign manager.
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  • Harvey Specter and Donna Paulsen in Suits: “You could have that done? Oh, please. I could have Louis held captive in a Tibetan monastery if I...” You could have that done?
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “I don't know about you people, but I don't wanna live in a world where someone else makes the world a better...” Me neither
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  • Janet in The Good Place: “Fun fact! Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide!” Janets Fun Facts
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  • Cece Parekh and Schmidt in New Girl: “Babe, I know you were planning on doing all the heavy lifting when it comes to decorating... Interior design.” Interior design not decorating
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when pacman dies.” Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when pacman dies.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side, so I can use my dying breath to...” Would I get married again?
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  • Tracy Jordan and Liz in 30 Rock: “So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon? I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.” So what’s your religion?
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, I've told her she was fat, and once I even...” I've been like a mother to that girl.
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  • Lois Griffin and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Oh my God, Peter! Back it up! Really, Louis? I thought I might drive forward.” Peter! Back it up!
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “He's not like us Penny. We're dreamers” He's not like us
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Older black ladies make the best ice tea.” Older black ladies make the best ice tea.
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  • Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “Maybe I shouldn't have had that Green? Are my eyes open or closed right now? How about now?” Are my eyes open or closed right now?
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  • Selina in Veep: “You look like the world's least fucked geisha.” Asian charm
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