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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Well, I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls. Aw. Martha Stewart and...” I couldn't have done it without my two favorite girls.
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  • Nancy and Josh in Weeds: “You listen, you stay away from my customer base, you don’t deal to kids. They’re too young to bleed, they’re too young...” Don’t deal to kids
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?” Classic Homer
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Say cheese!” Say cheese!
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “They’re treating him like he’s Season 5 Walter White when he’s barely Episode 1 Jesse Pinkman.” John Oliver on mandatory minimum sentences
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I'm your man, I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means YOU working twice as hard!” I am your man
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “She's on a flip phone, Jess. She's either poor or a time traveler.”
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.” Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
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  • Gretchen and Harvey Specter in Suits: “You don't have to worry about that with me. I prefer my men manly. Am I not manly? Well, if you have to ask...” I prefer my men manly.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.” Take a lesson from parakeets
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  • Janice and Chandler Bing in Friends: “What a small world! And yet, I never run into Beyonce.” What a small world!
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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “So you had sex with him? No! The opposite... The opposite? So you gave birth to him?” So you had sex with him?
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  • Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “What kind of child will I have? A very tutu-y, like, princess?” Black tutu with a gold chain
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  • Jack in A.P. BIO: “Don't be a bitch” Don't be a bitch
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Heck, you've had sex almost as many times as I have fingers. More. By this many. You dog!” More
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “My boobs are loving this unemployment thing. They don't have to go to boob jail every day.” My boobs are loving this unemployment thing
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  • Bronn in Game of Thrones: “I like you, pampered little shit that you are. I just like myself more.” I like you pampered little shit
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.” Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali, Penny and Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “Here, you can have your seat. No, no, no, stay there.” No one cares
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  • Rob Stark in Game of Thrones: “I asked my father How can a man be brave if he's afraid? That is the only time a man can be brave. He told me.” How can a man be brave if he's afraid?
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