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  • Blanche and Celine in Another Period: “Why are these children still awake? Here you go. It's quieting syrup. Thank God. Some Chinese herb?” Some Chinese herb?
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  • I'm smart, i'm beautiful
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  • Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “You're overreacting, Lois. And you can't spell overreacting without ovary. 'Cause you're a girl.” You're overreacting
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  • Kourtney Kardashian and Someone in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “My water just broke. You’re putting make up on to have a baby?” Don't worry we have time
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  • Fiona Goode in American Horror Story: “The world's not gonna miss a bunch of assholes in Ed Hardy t-shirts.” The world's not gonna miss a bunch of assholes in Ed Hardy t-shirts.
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  • Amy in Veep: “I've eaten hummus with a pen cap, don't tell me how i can eat.” With a fu!#ing pen cap
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  • Seinfeld: “Why don't you go out? It's nice out. Oh, no. There's nothing out there for me.”
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    • Phil in Modern Family: “Why aren’t they transferring to me? I look just like you. Maybe i don’t have the scent right.”
    • Phil in Modern Family: “Why aren’t they transferring to me? I look just like you. Maybe i don’t have the scent right.”
    • Phil in Modern Family: “Why aren’t they transferring to me? I look just like you. Maybe i don’t have the scent right.”
    • Phil in Modern Family: “Why aren’t they transferring to me? I look just like you. Maybe i don’t have the scent right.”
    I look just like you
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  • I could care less
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  • Seinfeld: “I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”
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  • Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I never thought I’d be in a family that has more people than a small country.” Small country family
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  • Becky Conner and Roseanne Conner in Roseanne: “My uniform has blood all over the sleeve. Oh my God, what happened? Bottomless Margaritas and a...” Bottomless Margaritas and a Dart Tournament.
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “I don't think I can even look at him without getting pregnant.” I don't think I can even look at him without getting pregnant.
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  • Roger in Veep: “It looks like you should only talk when someone pulls your string. And even then you just say tickle me.” Pulling your string
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  • Donald Trump in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “I know words, I have the best words.” Oh Donald
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    • Cam and Gloria in Modern Family: “Stella! Stella! Oh my God. What? You see her? No, but i see myself in the role I was born to play. Stella!”
    • Cam and Gloria in Modern Family: “Stella! Stella! Oh my God. What? You see her? No, but i see myself in the role I was born to play. Stella!”
    • Cam and Gloria in Modern Family: “Stella! Stella! Oh my God. What? You see her? No, but i see myself in the role I was born to play. Stella!”
    • Cam and Gloria in Modern Family: “Stella! Stella! Oh my God. What? You see her? No, but i see myself in the role I was born to play. Stella!”
    • Cam and Gloria in Modern Family: “Stella! Stella! Oh my God. What? You see her? No, but i see myself in the role I was born to play. Stella!”
    • Cam and Gloria in Modern Family: “Stella! Stella! Oh my God. What? You see her? No, but i see myself in the role I was born to play. Stella!”
    Stella! Stella!!
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  • Malcolm Ducasse and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Did you know it’s illegal to run a commercial business out of a residential-zone property?” Illegal business
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  • It’s for college
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  • Middle Aged and ready to fail
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    • Haley and Claire in Modern Family: “Mom can we drink now? Honey, it’s lunchtime. Ohh. That’s a yes.”
    • Haley and Claire in Modern Family: “Mom can we drink now? Honey, it’s lunchtime. Ohh. That’s a yes.”
    • Haley and Claire in Modern Family: “Mom can we drink now? Honey, it’s lunchtime. Ohh. That’s a yes.”
    • Haley and Claire in Modern Family: “Mom can we drink now? Honey, it’s lunchtime. Ohh. That’s a yes.”
    Can we start to drink?
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