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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “What's the opposite of thank you? I'm pretty sure it ends in you.” What's the opposite of "thank you"?
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? One. That's it, one drink? One shelf.” How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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  • Kim Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I'm like dropping hints that I'm single. I'm single.” I'm like dropping hints that I'm single
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  • Beverly and Pops in The Goldbergs: “You are using ten dollar bills as coasters! I ran out of Fives!” Pops living the high life
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Do you want to stop? I know you have trouble with eye contact. It's easier around people that...” The Intimacy Acceleration
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  • Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is poison. If it's poison, then why do you drink it? Because there are things...” Alcohol is poison.
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali, Howard Wolowitz and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “You slipped and fell into a robot hand? Yes. Penis first? Yes.” Happens all the time
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Would you please help us make a relationship agreement.” Would you please help us make a relationship agreement.
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  • Bart Simpson and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “Come on, man. Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.” First day of school is a total wank
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Kids don’t know how to play these days, and thats whats wrong with the damn world!” Kids don’t know
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  • Stef and Jack in A.P. BIO: “What the hell are you wearing? I'm sorry did you just come back from court? Yes. And the judge ruled I look awesome.” What the hell are you wearing?
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  • Jon Snow and Ygritte in Game of Thrones: “I know you won't hurt me. You know nothing, Jon Snow. I know I love you. I know you love me.” You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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  • Charlie Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Never, ever, ever again. You gonna quit drinkin'? Don't be ridiculous. I'm gonna quit wakin' up.” Never, ever, ever again.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Unless you have Gravity on Blu-Ray under that skirt, I don't know where you're going with this.” Still waters run deep
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to...” Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not.
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticise. Fun too!” It's very easy to criticize
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Do you have a bobby pin? Yeah. Oh, no, wait. I'm not an nine-year-old girl.” Lets try a bobby pin
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “[Sighs] Forecats for tomorrow? 100% Chance of tears.” Forecats for tomorrow?
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  • Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson and Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I’m an ugmo. Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.” I’m an ugmo
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  • Parker and Chandler Bing in Friends: “It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click. I don't think the flash went off.” I want to take a mental picture of you all
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  • 16 Sarcastic And Hilarious Dr Gregory House Quotes 16 Sarcastic And Hilarious Dr Gregory House Quotes
  • 12 Times Howard Wolowitz showed us that he's a ladies' man 12 Times Howard Wolowitz showed us that he's a ladies' man
  • 15 Times Jason Mendoza was Forking Hilarious on The Good Place 15 Times Jason Mendoza was Forking Hilarious on The Good Place
  • 15 Times Schmidt Happened On 'New Girl' 15 Times Schmidt Happened On 'New Girl'
  • 15 Reasons Why Sheldon And Penny Have The Most Awesome Friendship 15 Reasons Why Sheldon And Penny Have The Most Awesome Friendship
  • 15 Times Karen Walker From 'Will & Grace' Made Us Burst Out Laughing 15 Times Karen Walker From 'Will & Grace' Made Us Burst Out Laughing
  • 16 Most Romantic Penny and Leonard Moments on The Big Bang Theory 16 Most Romantic Penny and Leonard Moments on The Big Bang Theory
  • Bronn's Most Badass and Savage Insults at Game of Thrones Bronn's Most Badass and Savage Insults at Game of Thrones
  • 10 Times Ricky Gervais From 'After Life' Made Us Burst Out Laughing 10 Times Ricky Gervais From 'After Life' Made Us Burst Out Laughing
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