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  • Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson and Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I’m an ugmo. Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.”

    I’m an ugmo

    LisaI’m an ugmo.
    HomerNow, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.
    LisaFathers have to say that stuff.
    HomerDad am I cute as a bug’s ear?
    GrampaNo! You’re homely as a mule’s butt!
    HomerThere. See?

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