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  • Bart Simpson and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “Come on, man. Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.” First day of school is a total wank
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Kids don’t know how to play these days, and thats whats wrong with the damn world!” Kids don’t know
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  • Stef and Jack in A.P. BIO: “What the hell are you wearing? I'm sorry did you just come back from court? Yes. And the judge ruled I look awesome.” What the hell are you wearing?
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  • Jon Snow and Ygritte in Game of Thrones: “I know you won't hurt me. You know nothing, Jon Snow. I know I love you. I know you love me.” You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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  • Charlie Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Never, ever, ever again. You gonna quit drinkin'? Don't be ridiculous. I'm gonna quit wakin' up.” Never, ever, ever again.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Unless you have Gravity on Blu-Ray under that skirt, I don't know where you're going with this.” Still waters run deep
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to...” Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not.
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticise. Fun too!” It's very easy to criticize
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Do you have a bobby pin? Yeah. Oh, no, wait. I'm not an nine-year-old girl.” Lets try a bobby pin
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “[Sighs] Forecats for tomorrow? 100% Chance of tears.” Forecats for tomorrow?
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  • Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson and Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I’m an ugmo. Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.” I’m an ugmo
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  • Parker and Chandler Bing in Friends: “It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click. I don't think the flash went off.” I want to take a mental picture of you all
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  • Judge and Tahani in The Good Place: “I am, like, obsessed with your accent. Say Aluminium. Al-you-minnium. (Giggles) I love that!” Say that again
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.” Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.
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  • Joey Tribbiani, Rachel Green and Ross Geller in Friends: “What the hell is that?! It's a cat! That, is not a cat! Yes it is! Why is it inside out?” No it is not!
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  • Tywin Lannister in Game of Thrones: “The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.” The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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  • Kady Orloff-Dia, Julia Wicker and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “Why are you in here anyway? I killed trees. Seriously. That could talk.” I killed trees
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I tried to save you. You died crying. I held you. You were safe. You died...loved.” I tried to save you.
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  • Ygritte in Game of Thrones: “The first time you've seen a giant, Jon Snow? Well, don't stare too long, they're shy.” First time you've seen a giant?
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  • Alex and Phil in Modern Family: “Dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart guys go for dumb girls. What do smart girls get? Cats, mostly.” What do smart girls get?
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