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  • Gary Fogel and George Costanza in Seinfeld: “The thing is I've been living a lie. Just one? I'm living, like, 20.” I've been living a lie
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Why should she like me? Who am I? There's a million people to like.” Why should she like me?
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  • Fireman and George Costanza in Seinfeld: “How do you live with yourself? It's not easy.” How do you live with yourself?
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  • Elaine Benes in Seinfeld: “I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie.” And she is still single
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Benes in Seinfeld: “What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming? Fake, fake, fake, fake.” Girls wouldn't do that
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I drive them to lesbianism. He brings them back.” Who can resist Kramer?
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Let me tell you, if you're a guy and you ask for the doggy bag on a date you might as well have them just wrap up...” Jerry on doggy bags on dates
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I don't like them.” It's hopeless
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Not that there's anything wrong with that.” Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I don't wanna be remembered. I wanna be forgotten.” I don't wanna be remembered.
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  • Helen Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Doesn't like you? How could anyone not like you? I know, it seems impossible.” How could anyone not like you?
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “All bald people look good in hats.” Looking good George
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  • Elaine Benes and Cynthia in Seinfeld: “Aren't you too young to be bitter? No, you can be young and bitter.” You are never too young
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  • Gina and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You are still afraid. You are not a man. Well, then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my...” You are not a man.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Who goes on vacation without a job? What, do you need a break from, getting up at 11?” Who goes on vacation without a job?
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I feel when lesbians are looking at me they're thinking: That's why I'm not heterosexual.” I know that feeling
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You'd really like him. Why do people always say that? I hate everyone why would I like him?” You'd really like him.
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “People think I'm smart, but I'm not smart. Who thinks you're smart?” People think I'm smart
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  • Kramer and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “She needs a little love, needs a little tenderness, needs a little Kramer. Then she’ll need a little...” Then she'll need a little penicillin
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  • Kramer in Seinfeld: “She needs a little love, needs a little tenderness, needs a little Kramer.”
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