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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The strong must protect the sweet.” The strong must protect the sweet.
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  • Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Kim and I went to the best coffeehouse. Starbucks?!” Kim and I went to the best coffeehouse
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  • Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Do you guys ever want to take Viagra just to see what happens? No.” Do you guys ever want to take Viagra
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “My mom cursed so much when we were little, I thought my name was Fuck.” I thought my name was Fuck.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic. It's a pleasure.” I feel like my old self again
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  • Kramer and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Yes, yes. This pirate trend that she's come up with, Jerry, - this is gonna be the new look for the 90's.” But, I don't want to be a pirate!
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual perjury.” Orgasm under false pretenses
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Salad! What was I thinking? Women don't respect salad eaters.” Salad! What was I thinking?
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “She’s got a little Marisa Tomei thing goin’ on. Ah, too bad you’ve got a little George Costanza...” She’s got a little Marisa Tomei thing goin’ on
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.” George abour appointments
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  • Kramer in Seinfeld: “Boxers! How do you wear these things!! They’re baggin’ up, they’re rising in! And there’s nothing holding me in place!” How do you wear these things!!
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is: if you’re going out with someone your size, right there...” The big advantage of homosexuality
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Why does everything have to be ‘us’? Is there no ‘me’ left? Why can’t there be some things just for me?” Why does everything have to be ‘us’?
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I gotta call Elaine. She’s out. Oh, yeah. The blind date. They call it a ‘setup’, now.” The blind date
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “She calls me up at my office. She says, ‘We have to talk.’ Ugh. The four worst words in the...” The four worst words in the English language.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?” I can't go to a bad movie by myself
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can't do it in one push, you got to rock it back and...” Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, I give up.” But they are so comfy
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Benes in Seinfeld: “So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Dumb and lazy I understand.” You prefer dumb to religious?
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  • A Festivus for the rest of us!
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