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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I swear every day, you two are the laziest people I know and if you cleaned the molasses out of your britches maybe we...” You two are the laziest people
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  • Jeri Hogarth and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “You’re coming across distinctly paranoid. Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy.” It’s like a conspiracy
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  • Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “This family needs a dumbass-ectomoy.” Little brothers
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” I am not great at the advice.
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  • Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Gina's authentic stolen police badges. How can I help? Hey, it's Peralta. Oh, hey, Jake.” Gotta love Gina Linetti
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  • Tony and Lenny in After Life: “I assume you eat in bed? I have emergency snacks nearby, yeah.” I assume you eat in bed?
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  • Rose in Two and a Half Men: “You need to explain to him that if you love someone, you have to let them go. If they come back, they're yours.” If you love someone, you have to let them go
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  • Zack Addy, Temperance Brennan and Angela Montenegro in Bones: “You're supposed to bump my fist with yours. Why? I'm told it's a widely...” Fist bump
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  • Chef and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Let's talk wine. Karen do you have a preference? Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.” Let's talk wine
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  • Chale and Kevin in Kevin can wait: “I'm about to show you something that i haven't shown anyone in this country. A paycheck?” I'm about to show you something
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  • Mary Cooper, George Cooper and FBI agent in Young Sheldon: “These gentlemen are with the FBI, they want to talk to Sheldon.” Sheldon is nine
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  • Hank in Californication: “There is no life without love. None worth having, anyway.” There is no life without love
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Win a no-win situation by rewriting the rules” Win a no-win situation by rewriting the rules
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  • Stewie Griffin and Hottie in Family Guy: “Now, why in the world would you be embarrassed about dating her? I was watching something on TV about...” Why would you be embarrassed about dating her?
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “So you're saying that friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences?” Perhaps I should have led with this
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Back in my day if you had a problem you got a bottle of Jack Daniels and dealt with it, these days kids just want wanna...” Back in my day ...
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.” You don’t like your job, you don’t strike.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “If I die, turn my Tweets into a book!” If I die, turn my Tweets into a book!
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  • Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones: “He was no dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon.” Fire cannot kill a dragon.
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Just, just just - what do you want, a fucking medal?” What do you want, a fucking medal?
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