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Happy May 18th everybody!
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Protection from your own vag
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So which one is it?
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I used to think you were like me.
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I feel for you.
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I was just wondering why you changed your hair.
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If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.
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Twice as scary
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He's just fine
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I’m in such a good mood today
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Shut up.
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Now it's only her cheek bones :(
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Always look people in the eye
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I like that in a woman
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Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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Marry someone who
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What's the opposite of "thank you"?
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How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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I'm like dropping hints that I'm single
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Pops living the high life